So... let's see... where do I begin? I guess I will tell you that this blog will eventually contain a variety of ramblings and rantings about anything and everything. You should totally expect to read stories about my more embarrassing moments, such as the time I accidentally applied deodorant to my left cheek (face not butt)! You will also no doubt read things like- why the hell can't my neighbors bring their damn dog in when he barks? (I mention that little gem because that is what I'm dealing with at this very moment.) I imagine this is also where I mention that I was a Women's and Gender Study minor in college and I can really get going on topics like Women's Equality, LGBT Rights, including marriage, benefits, recognition, workplace discrimination, and also a handful of other political and sociological issues. There is just no tellin'!
As you may have already deduced, I am incredibly sarcastic and snarky. I have also been accused, on more than one occasion, of being harsh, aggressive, opinionated, and crass. Guess what? I am all those things! And guess what else? I love it! However, (commence okcupid profile) I am also lovable, funny, kind, smart and love long walks on the beach. Ok, ok, that last part was total crap.
I love to write and I love to draw, I also love crafts, tattoos (on me and my ladies), Pinterest 'shoe-porn', pencil skirts, taking pictures of my dog when he sits like a human and tequila. Do you love me yet? (If so, please note that I am a hopeless romantic, I love surprises, grand gestures and Stargazer lilies!) I used the word 'love' in this paragraph 6 times. **Winky face**
Oh, let me warn you now... just because my family reads this stuff, doesn't mean I will avoid using vulgarity if the situation calls for it. Actually, that's a lie because I use the F-word the way tweens use the word 'like'. I think this is where I should apologize if I offend you in the future with such language, but that ain't gonna happen- sorry! :) Yes, I used the word ain't. I will also undoubtedly also use the words ya'll, aw naw and biscuits-n-gravy at some point or another.
Seriously though, all jokes aside- I am glad you are here. It's surreal to say the least but it's gonna be one hell of an adventure!
P.S. See! He totally sits like a human!