Let's get this party started!

Welcome to my official site AND my official blog.  I will tell you honestly that the idea of maintaining a blog and website and facebook and twitter makes me a little overwhelmed.  I don't know why because I have no trouble maintaining my personal equivalents.  I think it's because now it's more of a job requirement than a time vampire.  Regardless, here I am and here you are reading it. 

So...  let's see... where do I begin?  I guess I will tell you that this blog will eventually contain a variety of ramblings and rantings about anything and everything.  You should totally expect to read stories about my more embarrassing moments, such as the time I accidentally applied deodorant to my left cheek (face not butt)!  You will also no doubt read things like- why the hell can't my neighbors bring their damn dog in when he barks?  (I mention that little gem because that is what I'm dealing with at this very moment.)  I imagine this is also where I mention that I was a Women's and Gender Study minor in college and I can really get going on topics like Women's Equality, LGBT Rights, including marriage, benefits, recognition, workplace discrimination, and also a handful of other political and sociological issues.  There is just no tellin'!

As you may have already deduced, I am incredibly sarcastic and snarky.  I have also been accused, on more than one occasion, of being harsh, aggressive, opinionated, and crass.  Guess what?  I am all those things! And guess what else?  I love it!  However, (commence okcupid profile) I am also lovable, funny, kind, smart and love long walks on the beach.  Ok, ok, that last part was total crap.

I love to write and I love to draw, I also love crafts, tattoos (on me and my ladies), Pinterest 'shoe-porn', pencil skirts, taking pictures of my dog when he sits like a human and tequila.  Do you love me yet?  (If so, please note that I am a hopeless romantic, I love surprises, grand gestures and Stargazer lilies!) I used the word 'love' in this paragraph 6 times. **Winky face**

Oh, let me warn you now... just because my family reads this stuff, doesn't mean I will avoid using vulgarity if the situation calls for it.  Actually, that's a lie because I use the F-word the way tweens use the word 'like'.  I think this is where I should apologize if I offend you in the future with such language, but that ain't gonna happen- sorry! :)  Yes, I used the word ain't.  I will also undoubtedly also use the words ya'll, aw naw and biscuits-n-gravy at some point or another.

Seriously though, all jokes aside- I am glad you are here.  It's surreal to say the least but it's gonna be one hell of an adventure! 

Much Love,
TinaMichele


P.S.  See!  He totally sits like a human!